Bush Mode

The efficient process of turning yourself from a homosapien or homoneanderthal to a bush, via a leaf.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.

You: BUSH MODE ACTIVATE
Friend: Woah bro where did you go?

by the english aussie May 31, 2018

Bush Camper

Someone who squats in a bush thinking there hiding, but really your looking at them like they are a fuck head that doesn't know how to play fortnite like a Real G.

"wow look at that faggot squatting in that bush over there'' ''(other team mate) Yeah what a Bush Camper"

by Fukin Normie July 17, 2018

Gooney bushing

The act of driving or operating a vehicle through no known road, trail or clearing.

Dirk was late to the shindig and busted the axel on his truck gooney bushing thru the woods trying to join everybody.

by Munster89 October 23, 2023

bush dyke

a lesbian that doesn’t believe in shaving their pubes because they think it promotes pedoph*lia

she pulled down her pants and that’s when i could tell she was a whole ass bush dyke.

by bushdyke January 28, 2024

rhododendron bush

A happy vagina or pussy

In romantic encounters with her, his hands often explored her rhododendron bushes.

by DreamingDog January 21, 2021

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2014

Anhydrous bush

When you drinking and not taking care of yourself. You get flakey painful itchy groin sometimes paired with balls vinaigrette from partying and not showering. It hurts to wash and get wet.

I just been sitting around drinking budweiser and not showering i caught anhydrous bush.

by Kap10g January 15, 2023