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East Rowan High School 

East Rowan high school is a school located in Salisbury North Carolina. It is filled with stoners, vape gods, rednecks, sluts, pregnant teens, white kids who act black and little preppy white girls. While better than Jesse C Carson High School it is equally as bad as North Rowan High School. It has asshole teachers who do not teach and unfair school policies as well. ERHS is filled with freshman who break school property, sophomores blamed for freshmans wrong doing, juniors who believe they are adults and seniors who are happy to leave.
Do you go to East Rowan High School?

Yea why?

I am so fucking sorry

Its fine, wanna taco?

Sure

North Rockland High School 

A fucking disgusting place that should not exist. Shit food. Shit staff. Shit students. And of course, shit teachers. At first I loved this school, really! But now its just filled with Thot Freshmen, Nicotine Addict Sophomores, Stressed Juniors, and Stoner Seniors. Not to mention the food. Holy shit. 4/5ths of the food isn't food. The students all have fake New York accents. For ex. Why don't you talk normal. NY Accent: Why don you toke normal. Freshmen and Juniors tend to think they are affiliated with the gang, Crips. Anyone with a lunch period does not eat lunch, but they go to the dugouts to smoke by the pound. Mostly spending the rest of their day, high. Seniors tend to shove Freshmen in lockers and Sophomores do most of the shoving, from their experience and traumatization of being bullied from last year. Even though this school is shit, everyone still loves to rep it and act like it's a better school than any others in the county. Please, don't post this on your story.
*Walks inside North Rockland High School*

Sophommores: DEADASS, BEFORE I HIT THIS JUUL, WE GOTTA WEAR ALL BLUE TO REP, CRIP SHIT GDF FOR LIFE MY NIGGA.
Freshman: FUCKING TREESHA.

St Ives High School

St Ives High is a high school runover by eshlads, eshays and adlays alike, everybody likes to hit a fat stig in the bathroom then make out with each other.

- bongwater hits 420
oh wow, St Ives High School is fucking garbage even Mr Watson can never catch us stigging!!111!

middle township high school 

a high school in cape may county that's filled with fake bitches and a bunch of pot-smoking fuck boys. the teachers and administration care more about the dress code than the academics. there are also many gun threats. if you stay in honors and ap classes, you won't experience the ghetto population of the school
Bob: Where do you go to school?
Joe: Fucking Middle Township High School.
Bob: Man, I heard the kids that go there throw mad parties.

Colgan High school 

Fake pregnancies, threats against a supposedly pregnant girl to push them down the stairs, troll colored hair, ultra gays, disgusting ass couples, shitty teachers, people backhanding speds, annoying theater kids, overzealous band kinds, kids calling teachers 'master', and school shooters a plenty.
Bret: "Step on my shoes again and I'll slap the shit out of you."
Tiffany: "Don't slap me I'm pregnant!"

Grey: "Yeah sure. You go to Colgan High School. Slap the shit out of her, Bret."

Grapevine high school 

Grapevine high school is a place where there are toilets in the vape room and every one is either fake as fuck or is a hoe
What school do you go to?
Grapevine high school why?
Oh you must vape.

Vines High School 

Literally the smallest high school in plano. Also the most ghetto. The blacks run the school, Latinos follow behind and the white kids just go along with it. Freshman’s think they run the school even tho they got their asses kicked. Our football teams are trash and can’t win for shit. Teachers don’t really teach us anything. There’s at least 4 drug dealers in my health class. Had 8 fights during lunch and basically all my friends got arrested :(.
clark kids: thank god we’re not as ghettos as Vines High School , they have like 5 police officers. *sips tea*
Vines High School by lmaotuff November 25, 2018