nice guys finish last

The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.

Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..

Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!

Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.

by Dat kid u kno June 15, 2011

Cream Of Some Young Guy

Traditional Chinese Dish.

Mr Ho: "Whell Hello!, what would you like to order?"
Me: "I'd like the Cream Of Some Young Guy Please"
Mr Ho: "Very well! Good Choice!"

by Granny and Sexy Man 2000. February 10, 2009

nice guys finish last

Like any other stereotype, only sometimes true. Being nice isn't a bad thing, but being TOO nice is. When you're overly nice and sympathetic, you make it easy for people to walk all over you and use you. You might go out of your way just to avoid hurting people's feelings, even if what you were about to do or say didn't really have the potential to hurt. If you apply these traits to a guy interested in a girl, chances are she might not even take him seriously.

Also a nice guy might think that all he has to do is be nice to girl and give her compliments and voila, sex will fall out. If you are this guy, then yes, you will 99.99% finish last.

The nice guy is not manipulative, instead he just has no idea how dating and the world works. If he were manipulative and trying to take advantage of her, he should be called the "manipulatively nice guy" or something like that.

If the term "nice guy" only referred to guys who are respectful of women, the phrase "nice guys finish last" probably wouldn't exist.

by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016

pretty fly for a white guy

offspring song that reminds america that (some) white boys can still keep it real

yo that kid nick is pretty fly for a white guy

by nick "pretty fly" nardozzi May 25, 2006

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.

Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010

nice guys finish last

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.

The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.

by AYB October 21, 2003

Snoop Nye The Slam Guy

A mildly-popular character created on YTMND (You're The Man Now, Dog!) by the user "Barf". All sites by Barf featuring this character are hilarious because of their insane amount of sound mixing. The sound accompanying this character is a mix of "Drop it Like it's Hot", The "Bill Nye The Science Guy" theme song, and "Slam", by "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

The highest overall quality site with Snoop Nye the Slam Guy on ytmnd can be found here, mixed with music from Kirby's dreamland. snoopnyetheslamguykirby.ytmnd.com/

by Greezy47 October 13, 2007