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Death in Absentia

When a person who has been missing for an extended period is declared dead, even though there is usually no evidence to support whether they are alive to deceased because they are...well, missing.

A missing person is declared dead in absentia when they have not been located for seven years after vanishing.
Death in absentia can lead to odd scenarios if the person comes back.

For example, a man who had gone missing long enough to be declared dead suddenly turned up again and appealed his declaration of death in court. However, the decision was ruled irreversible, and he remained legally dead despite his clearly being alive, as he was standing in the courtroom!
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 1, 2023
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Death

What happens when you get too old and fat
You: is that guy really dead?
Other guy: yea his death date was June 30 2022
by MarioMax12345 July 1, 2022
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Death Insult

(A) word(s) so powerful, it cannot be destroyed. You can defend it and fire back, but it is the 2 words that you must use when somebody uses this against ur mum g@Y .You must use these words: No U.
SO, billy bOb woke up and thought of the greatest roast ever, a death insult, he knew it could be...
He went to his friend and said
Billy bOb:Ur mOm g@Y

Joe: ...no u
by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019
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Death Revenue

Death Revenue or Revenue of Death is a term or word when someone makes a video on Youtube about a Youtuber or internet celebrity's death for the sake of more money and views most of the time being a video thats a 3 AM challenge
"Jaystation made a Etika 3 AM challenge for the sake of Death Revenue what an a-hole."
by The Oshawott King May 27, 2020
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death monkey

Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.
Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.
by chickenfcuk January 2, 2012
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death swipe

A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.
You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”

“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”

“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”

“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”

“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023
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