Antonio Browning

The act of 'fucking up' your way to the top of an organization.

Despite sexually harassing Becky in accounting and messing up the last two major projects he was on (costing the company millions), Jack somehow still got a major promotion. Jack is Antonio Browning his way through life.

by RegD432 October 25, 2020

Brown Out

When a person has slapped in either taken to large of a dip, or smoked to many cigs at once. This causes the body to refuse the large amounts of Nicotine/Tobacco in a violent and Histaricle spray show of puke. Once the Victim has tossed their cookies they has no choice, but immiediately leave the premasses. To Elliminate Further Embarrasment..... But not before tossing i another lipper.

(Gerv Puts Massive Tobacco dip in)
Katie: " Gerv are you okay"
Gerv: (vomits everywhere)
Tyler:"AWWWWHH!! Gerv Just browned out!"
Geoff:" Thats the first peson ive seen Brown out!"

by Ye Ole Shoppe November 3, 2010

Willmot browns

Multiple delinquent partials of turd which grasp anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers/panties.

I didn't wipe my ass properly all day and I now have willmots/willmot browns lingering in my underwear.

by warren cronin March 3, 2008

Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.

He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.

by xplosivo March 11, 2009

Brown turtle

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

by Tolman December 18, 2017

brown finger

a term used to describe someoes finger or fingers after they have suufferd from a brown tickler

guy 1: let me get some popcorn

guy 2: not after what happend earlier get your brown finger out of my popcorn

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

Brown Wrist

When you fist a girl with a dirty ass, thus getting a brown wrist.

John decided he was bored with the usual foreplay. He decided he would take it to the next step. After fisting the whore anally, he developed a brown wrist.

by SenileTomato March 23, 2013