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Walt's Balls

A condition where years of the Earth's gravitational pull has taken effect upon the scrotum of older men. Extreme cases of Walt's balls will extend past the confines conventional underware and will necessitate a special garment to holster said scrotum. Extreme caution needs to be taken by the wielder of Walt's balls as they could cause considerable damage to self and others. Walt's balls should be used for good, not evil.
Dude: Linda your husband has a bad case of Walt's balls, I can see them hanging out of his bermuda shorts.
Linda: Yeah... you should see the bruise on my sternum.
Dude: WOW.
by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009
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hospital ball

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014
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Catch balls

Singaporean phrase. It refers to anyone who is smart and have a high level of comprehension
Kevin catches a lot of ball.

He catched a lot of balls

Kevin catch balls
by Original Singorean November 19, 2016
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Skee-Ball

"Skee-Ball" is a system in which places sexual activites on each level, which as the levels get higher the activities get increasingly more naughty.
Level 1 - Hugging, Holding hands, Peck kissing
Level 2 - Slightly intense kissing, minimal hand-to-body contact, laying with each other
Level 3 - Intense making out, feeling everywhere on the body, slight nakedness, slight fingering
Level 4 - Blow jobs, Hand jobs, eating out the girl, total fingering, sex-teasing
Level 5 - Have sex with the other person.. Also known as 'game over..'
Blow jobs, Hand jobs, sex Skee-Ball
by Jbaby10 October 13, 2011
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blowing balls

When you nut so much your left testicle literaly blows the fuck up
by thE word give February 1, 2017
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Mom Balls

One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.

Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
by Florian Geyer November 27, 2016
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Lesbian balls

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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