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A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
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