Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.
That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe
by SwagBadger August 29, 2012
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give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony
If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.
by taxtop February 06, 2014
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two bag job

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job
by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016
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Two Coccy

1. When someone knows they are better than everybody else. Some may call a person described in this light as arrogant.
2. Musical genius Blueface. A man who has made one album called "two coccy" and a song respectively named "two coccs," although he is most known for his hit song "Thotiana" rather than his creative rap titles and bars including "cocc."
Example 1:
Person 1: "I hate that guy. He is almost two coccy."
Person 2: "I just think he's arrogant."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you hear Blueface's 2018 album "Two Coccy?"
Person 2: "Yeah I just heard it last night! Two Coccs was a really good song off it."
by Spines6482 July 12, 2020
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two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
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two point spread

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.
by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023
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