Ultra Water

Water so good that it’s addictive.

Bob: can you get enough of that Ultra Water, Frank?
Frank: No, give me MORE! I need more!

by theemptyqueue March 8, 2020

questionable water

Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.

Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.

Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!

by blue_doobie June 9, 2023

Gnar-water

Very gnarly gross contaminated water.

Dude… the lady from Ch*potle just lifted the bucket of sides up and pour gnar-water all down the line.

Dude… there’s so much seaweed down at the beach right now that is some gnar-water.

by LBcustoms February 11, 2022

watering

used when giving water to plants

i am watering the plants

by kalidrag4 November 19, 2022

dog-water

-shitty
-trash(y)
-stupid
-mrs.gatlin

"this assignment is dog-water"
"what a dog-water bitch"

by dog.water.dog February 23, 2021

Antarctic Bottom Water

The mixture of cum and lube that leaks out of one's anus after getting pounded in the ass.

Alex: "Yo so have you and Allie ever tried anal?"

Jackie: "Hell yeah, you know I love slurping up that Antarctic Bottom Water when we're done"

Alex: "Hell yeah, I love AABW."

by miiamoons December 9, 2024

mustard water

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup

“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”

by sussyblackguy March 23, 2022