Green tea Santa Claus

A white-ass Boyfriend That has a girlfriend that forces him to be vegan

One of my friends is a green tea Santa Claus

by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019

i see trees of green

really? How did you not notice the red roses too? Also did you hit your head because you should be saying "I see green trees." You are dumb.

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

there you go, you got to see some the song.

by Beastmode1158 November 4, 2020

long stemmy green bitches

Celery

Do you have any of those long stemmy green bitches? I want to make a snack.

by veggieman November 6, 2012

Green Whats Your Problem?

Green has a problem

Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Green Whats Your Problem?
Green:Quiet*
Guy playing Counter Strike Global Offensive: Smashing his gaming setup*

by Xkjurqierolv August 23, 2022

Sloppy, Green Wart-cake

Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.

While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!

by Nocliche June 8, 2009

beans greens potatoes tomatoes

A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving

Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT

by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016

paint it green and throw it in the grass

that's what you said when talking about something useless

- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass

by Enrique Licciardi January 2, 2009