Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

in perfect harmoney

How vendors and contractors would like buyers to act towards them.

If we would all share, live simply, and be frugal when appropriate, we could all "live in perfect harmoney" --- i.e., obtain a product or service dat we need when we need it, and pay for it right away and in full, so dat nobody has to worry.

by QuacksO May 2, 2025

That'll Perfect

When somthing is so perfect you have no words for it, so you blurt out "That'll Perfect"

The icing whent on your cake so perfectly the judge was speechless and you utter :"That'll perfect"

by Ruthlessvizion February 26, 2017

practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.

-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".

by J○LT March 20, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such

She’s the type of person you’ll never want to let go. She’s the perfect woman. She is always caring no matter what and can make you happy in an instant. She loves anyone and everyone. She has an amazing sense of humor and can always make you laugh no matter the situation. If you ever disagree with her you’ll suffer the wrath of her sandal. If you ever get someone like her never let go, she’s the one to never let go.

Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such

by Theboomer November 9, 2019