mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

mouth cream

Mouth cream comes from your mouth orgasming while and during eating something delicious.

It can also be associated with gleeking.

e.g.

"Dude, I mouth creamed so hard while eating that cake at Georgias' party!"

by cegmr March 11, 2017

berries and cream

made by the little lad.

Berries and cream
Berries and cream
I'm a little lad who loves
Berries and cream

by ahyes October 21, 2021

Offspring Cream

Cum, semen, jizz, baby batter

He pulled out and landed a dollop of his offspring cream all over my tits

by Cingy Von Brock May 26, 2025

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Fuck cream sundae

A fuck cream sundae is when a male ejaculates onto a freshly made sundae during the end of sexual orientation. He then proceeds to put a cherry on top and begins eating it with his spouse out of sexual pleasure. If his spouse is male thats hella gay.

Guy 1: how wacky are you guys in the bed room?
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.

by Shred June 24, 2018