by Floppy Sanchez August 20, 2018

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by mrstormycloud November 16, 2023

George: “have you seen Alfie’s aura today”
Joe: “ no I haven’t is it quite good?”
George: “ it’s not only good it’s banana limbs”
Joe: “ no I haven’t is it quite good?”
George: “ it’s not only good it’s banana limbs”
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by emynset July 19, 2019

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