Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

by Le Bossman July 19, 2023

Cluggy milk

Cluggy jizz on dreeser

Oi wipe that cluggy milk of my jij

by your mummies doggy May 3, 2021

Milk Disaster

A conversation between two or more white people about something related to hood culture

David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”

Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”

David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”

Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”

by Jackgyver January 7, 2022

Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.

Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Milk slap

When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand

Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.

by Samuraignome June 4, 2023