When a girl suffers from attraction to a hot guy, usually one of her best friends or someone that she knows it would be a huge mistake to get involved with, and won't allow herself to go out with/make out with them, but can't stay away either. She will continue to toggle back and forth between wanting to jump his bones and wanting him to die a horrible death.
Girl1: Oh, my god those two BOTH make me have Hot guy dilemma syndrome!
Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!
Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!
by SufferingNsocorro March 31, 2009
A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
by fattycatty March 18, 2011
by johnmarstondidntdeservethis April 13, 2017
A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
by flashwildecard June 21, 2011
The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"
by Bubba390 June 20, 2006
*Hermione is naked in the background when the Rock comes up and blocks the good-uns with his big fat head* The Rock: Hey guys whats going on?
by Further Instructions December 19, 2007
The story of a true Russian hero.
1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.
And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.
1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.
And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.
by BX56 June 19, 2022