Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa
by Unahya December 12, 2020

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.
by Go’on August 7, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

by Super Jedi Ninja Boy November 28, 2018

Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018

we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister
I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that
I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that
by oc-la October 26, 2007
