missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.

Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.

by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster

Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5

by Hydro wazz December 30, 2017

Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.

I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.

by jim917 April 24, 2018

Taking the piss

Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.

Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire"
Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"

by Scotty_dog January 16, 2020

pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

Pissing myself

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself

Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020