When all else fails.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
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Get the Rule 3 mug.If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
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Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
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By measuring rule-efficiency, we can determine which strategies are more effective for achieving our goals.
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