old door

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.

I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.

by TMP's © November 07, 2014

Olde

A good looking guy with great manners. Always hase his phone with him.

An Olde has a perm.

by Julia Rand ego June 20, 2021

Old Mastiff

An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.

John tried an old mastiff.

by idiocy March 05, 2014

five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

by Liv_River_Song December 04, 2020

Old cone

And old school person

Man he an old cone

by Old cone March 03, 2020

Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.

Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!

by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018

old feeding hole

Your belly button.

Get your finger out my old feeding hole.

by Savage patch kid April 11, 2017