A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
by fattycatty April 4, 2011
Get the nice guys finish in the showermug. by johnmarstondidntdeservethis April 13, 2017
Get the one guy one jarmug. A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
by flashwildecard June 21, 2011
Get the Fifty First Century Guymug. The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"
by Bubba390 June 20, 2006
Get the greased up deaf guymug. *Hermione is naked in the background when the Rock comes up and blocks the good-uns with his big fat head* The Rock: Hey guys whats going on?
by Further Instructions January 7, 2008
Get the hey guys whats going onmug. The story of a true Russian hero.
1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.
And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.
1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.
And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.
by BX56 June 18, 2022
Get the 1 guy 1 cupmug. The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.
Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..
Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..
Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!
Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.
Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.
by Dat kid u kno June 15, 2011
Get the nice guys finish lastmug.