Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 05, 2023

Irish Cream Bath

A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.

"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."

by Elyix December 12, 2021

Cream-packer

The first guy to go in after a creampie in a gangbang.

Why can’t I go first? I was the cream-packer last time!

by deadpope July 27, 2020

Dream-'n-cream

wet dream or nocturnal erection or some shit
verb: dream'n-'n-cream'n

During male Pubescence, the occasional dream-'n-cream is expected.

by TweakGod October 15, 2019

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 03, 2022

Cream tower

A structure built of cream containers found in restaurants or diners

I went for brunch with my family and we all built a cream tower before the server confiscated our cream

by electric grammarian March 30, 2025