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Bush Crickets

A type of std typically found in tropical regions. Uninvited interlopers to one's pubic mane that came by way of an unclean lover.
Damn bro I’m staying put tonight I done ended up with mf bush crickets from that hooker…”
by Lasagna slut July 15, 2025
mugGet the Bush Cricketsmug.

three bush

used to describe a female hippie who, since she doesn't shave, has three "bushes" (one around the vagina, and one in each armpit)
"My girlfriend is a three bush chick."
by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008
mugGet the three bushmug.

wild bush

When pubes are overgrown and or crazy
I need to trim my wild bush it's ridiculous
by Gang55 July 14, 2017
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pistachio bush

A slang word used in Eurpoean cultures to reference a lady's genitalia. A derogatory term.
My pistachio bush needs pruning.

Larry you're a real pistachio bush!
by Pistachiolvr October 11, 2013
mugGet the pistachio bushmug.

Rory Bush

Forever my First love and my last <3 and your kinda swaggie
by Alice hehhe March 8, 2022
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George Bush

A delightfully idiotic, wildly immature ambush in which you ask a walking companion, “Do you know George?” Then, without mercy or hesitation, you launch them into the nearest bush like a human lawn dart. Bonus points if it’s thorny, muddy, or in front of someone attractive. Double bonus points if they lose a shoe, spill a coffee, cry, or land on discarded vape cartridges. Elite-level players scream “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” while fleeing the scene like a war criminal avoiding international court.

Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.

Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
"Rachel asked Maggie if she knew George, then full-body tackled her into a goddamn holly bush. She knows George now. Intimately. And he’s a prick."
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
by Lil Jizzie May 8, 2025
mugGet the George Bushmug.

whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.
by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013
mugGet the whacking the bushmug.

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