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Boner

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge
by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022
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Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.
Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!
by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022
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Boner

Person1 : oh no boner 😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵
pp : go up
by HoomanMonke January 26, 2022
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liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.
Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.
by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 1, 2022
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leftover boner

the period of time in which after you ejaculate, you still have a full erection
"Aw man I still have leftover boner, I guess you have to give me ANOTHER handjob!"
by rock Stinson February 8, 2022
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Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
by tuckboi February 9, 2022
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boner

The one thing a guy doesn't want to get when speaking to the principal/teacher.
Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021
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