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Boner

There's a type of Gacha heat boys can go through in real life, and it's called a boner.

A boner causes the penis/dick/cock/shlong to grow abt 5 inches or whatever

Im a girl so I don't really know much about it but I know that.
"When my crush sat on my lap I got a boner"
by Cupcake_Demon29 October 2, 2020
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.
A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
mugGet the Boner Oilmug.

Boner

Guy: Hey look who it is!
Guy 2: Oh no it’s Charli, she gives me a boner.
by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020
mugGet the Bonermug.

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner
by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011
mugGet the Plumbing Bonermug.

Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
mugGet the Boner hostagemug.

Boner

A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill
Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-
by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024
mugGet the Bonermug.

Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.
Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner
by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024
mugGet the Swim-bonermug.

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