The Last Ass

The last person to show up.

Person one: Wow, Kaitlin just showed up
Person two: Yeah, she’s always the last ass

by ClappedBooty June 3, 2018

Ass Ship

1. Something which sails asses. (Some say the bigger the ship the better; whatever.)

Mother: Honey, go land yourself that big ass ship.

Bougie Daughter: Fuck yeah... already accomplished!!

by DbSchouper June 9, 2018

Kilauea Ass

An asshole that erupts with fiery, explosive, liquid shits. Rectal lava, if you will. Capable of destroying one’s bunghole and every toilet encountered.

Those wings were a mistake. I’ve had Kilauea Ass all day.

This flu is the worst. My bunghole looks like raw hamburger thanks to Kilauea Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Ass wrenching

The act of pulling ones insides out through ones anus

Dad gave me an ass wrenching after dinner last night

by Big budu dick slayer March 25, 2019

Ass sniffer

Someone who proceeds to stick his hands down their pants and then sniff it

Jeff ham is a notorious ass sniffer

by React March 30, 2019

Cheating ass

His cheating ass got caught.

His cheating ass was caught.

by Chittychittybangbaang December 10, 2019

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019