Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023

Jesus

Born a virgin birth because that's what Mary said. N**** came out with a phd. Wanted to rule the world. Enough said, they still do that in modern day. He did properly exist though.

Oh Jesus no s***Oh Jesus no s***

by Intheflatfield December 24, 2023

Jesus

A word that sounds like "gee, sus"

AMONG US!

Jesus...

by Moonlight butter May 6, 2025

jesus christ

fancy god boi

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose

by noonecaresbutmynameispaulahi April 3, 2020

Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)

Jesus is our saviour

by live for Jesus May 17, 2021

Fortnite Jesus

Some one who clutches up a game of Fortnite after their teammates dead

Omg your so good you must be Fortnite Jesus

by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023

Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.

"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023