Jockin Your Tits

When your just kidding

Its ok im just "Jockin Your tits"

by Bnewtonn November 8, 2010

Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

Big Mac Tits

The word Big Mac Tits, abbreviated as BMT is used as an insulation of an individual which has thickened breast, usually towards a male receiver. The world is also used to get someone's attention and to make them purposely chase after them in an attempt to bash the fuck out of you. There is also a dance called the Big Mac Tits dance where you chant Big Mac Tits or BMT a second after each other, you also gesture, you raise both of your hands up above your head, then down to your mouth like if you're eating something with two hands, presumably a burger, and then put both of your hands on your breasts, in the fashion of how you put your hand under your waist during the Circle Game.

"That motherfucker be having Big Mac Tits, he's Tits are vibrating when he runs down that street."

"BIG MAC TITS, BIG MAC TICS!" *Gets chased after.*

"Hey dingus, what's with the Big Mac Tits you got? Loose some weight fatass."

by Chemgota January 16, 2021

tits to hips analyzation

A detailed analyzation of the midrif including hips and tits

Hmm I see this person is very interesting, I need do a tits to hyps analysis. tits to hips analyzation

by tits to hips analyzation May 25, 2021

Suck tits month

It’s that time where u get a girl and suck some breast

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019

porch money tits

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

saggy man tits

Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.

Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.

1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...

by Teamsolidarity May 15, 2016