two-way

A type of body suit or singlet with a two-way zipper that goes all the way between the legs and can be undone from the bottom or the top.
A two-way makes it so much easier to use the bathroom or have a quickie at the club.
by Alanbly June 05, 2024
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two oh low

another was to say the year 2010 2 oh l o
this aint 20 oh 9 its two oh low
by ballin is a habit January 05, 2010
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When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert
"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch
by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 โ€” and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima ๐Ÿฎ and Nagasaki ๐Ÿฎ into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it โ€” considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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The Two Beats

The Two Beats is an amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TWO BEATS TODAY!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Oh my goodness did you see The Two Beats new Beatles cover?!! It's amazing!!
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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