A: I drank breast milk from my gf for the first time yesterday. She says she'd rather drink cum but goddamn it was the best thing I've ever drank in my fucken life
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU
B: First, stop being horny. second, FUCK YOU
by stawckbattl December 31, 2023
Maud had come that many times from Cedric''s sinful antics she could feel the squelch of her clitoris milk as he buried his longfellow into her tunnel of love!! What a lucky girl she felt!!
by Tent peg October 11, 2017
by handsome_burger July 18, 2021
When you are too scared to J-walk by yourself so you wait for a big enough group of people to cross so they can stop the cars and you can join them as they're crossing being sure that the cars will stop because there is a big group of people in front of them.
There's too many cars on this road, I guess I'll need to J-milk it.
Good there is a group coming, i'll J-milk them to get across.
Instead of waisting time J-milking, just get across yourself!
Good there is a group coming, i'll J-milk them to get across.
Instead of waisting time J-milking, just get across yourself!
by Rumatera November 23, 2021
person A: "damn, did you see the milk jugs on that girl?"
person B: "hell yeah, I would totally do her! "
person B: "hell yeah, I would totally do her! "
by silvers #1 fan May 27, 2024
The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.
Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.
by oofman420xd December 15, 2024
by GuyInSpace September 20, 2023