A whole new breed

A girl named kaybmariee. She's always acting different. She's like a sister and doesn't even know her own type.

You're a whole new breed!

by bigmikekid June 4, 2019

New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’

Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”

by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022

The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

thy mother (new)

The term "thy mother" is used to express jokes about your mom, in a Shakespearean way. It is generally used as a troll phrase.

Thangush engaged in suspicious activities with thy mother (new) last night

by iglooman69 June 30, 2022

New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat

Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*

by TheOnlyGardenHose February 13, 2018

New York Smart

A person who upon moving to New York is suddenly smarter than anyone, but with a smarmy attitude. An elitist.

I tried talking to him but he's New York Smart, so I bitch slapped him.

by necronomicomin December 30, 2011

new word order

basically an attempt of certain groups of people to modify, bastardize, or otherwise, improve (rarely happens) the meaning of certain existing words of the most dominant language on Earth, which is English. One way of doing this is combining certain existing english words to form new words and then assigning new meanings to them.

" urbandictionary has already started a new word order "

by ukinnam July 8, 2017