Cuddle by the fire

When 2 or more people get under a blanket and fuck each other until one of them starts to urinate.

Brian and Michaela wanted to cuddle by the fire, as they wanted to have sex under a blanket until one of them started urinating.

by PorklyMork December 23, 2024

Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.

Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!

by Geozup May 16, 2021

Fire Hydrant

The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.

Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”

Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”

by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018

fire hydrant

the definition for the first american moon landing

"i think the fire hydrant was fake"

by daxx3106 May 21, 2018

128.11 85.13 fire hell

Fire hell

128.11 85.13 Fire hell a place on earth north east south west. The Bible says the world ends in fire that's the same definition as Aug 11 k 423 deg

by Lednas semaj December 31, 2023

fire truck

When you say “what starts with F and ends with CK” and then dad starts to get upset at you and then you tell him that it’s fire truck

Me: “what starts with F and ends with CK”
Dad: worried/mad af

Me: “its fire truck”

Dad: oh 😯

by Fantastic Shortstop August 21, 2021

Fire is Fucked

Pharse; When a fire gets out of control and starts sparking and setting things on fire.

"Oh, this fire is fucked. We need to get out of here!"

by AbbySalz January 10, 2017