Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 13, 2022
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Pissing the cream

When your busy
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Pissed on Payne

That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.
Wow you just got Pissed on Payne
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One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends
Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!
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Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.
Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.
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Pirate piss

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice
The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.
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Piss ass (verb)

The act of going to the bathroom sitting down , and after taking a piss you take a dump and the dump makes a splash so big that piss splashes back onto (and in some cases inside) your ass
Definition: piss ass (verb)

getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.

Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever
by THe master bedroom March 22, 2023
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