The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)

Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.

by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011

Man Lover

A male who likes other men in a sexual way. IE. Gay

Matt Lee you are such a Man Lover

by Jason January 28, 2003

Hollow Man

A unique way of drinking a beer;

1. pull your shirt up and over your head so your entire head and face are covered.

2. put beer to lips

3. tilt head back and drink, the beer will pass through the shirt and into your mouth.

That guy just did the hollow man, that was the coolest way i have ever seen someone drink a beer

by hollwman August 30, 2010

Meat Man

A door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. The quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. He is revered by shit breathers and considered a GOD in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the United States.

Shit breather: "Yo, Meat Man! Why am dem T-bones black?
Dey look like dey been de-thawed and shit!'

Russ: "No, no, no. It's... um... Aged Angus! Yeah, that's it!

Aged Kentucky Black Angus!"

by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011

Man dime

A hot studly man who everyone wants to be and look like. Smells great. Above and beyond your ordinary "tall dark and handsome". Best described as Clooneyesque but younger, much younger.

To be a Man Dime consists of being classier than the Dos Equis man and studlier than the old spice guy, along with an ageless body and a scent so great even facebook pictures emo this fragrance.

Gus Diana and the Man Dime nation

by Man dime bro # 5 December 3, 2011

He-man

Defender of the castle greyskull. Wears no shirt and tight panties.
'hE-mAN' - A man who is to be refered to as 'He'

He-man master of the universe

by G-maximus October 3, 2003

Real Man

A true man can best be described as rugged and that does not have any fears. A man has a good deal amount of knowledge about tools, cars, the outodoors, knows how to act around women by being a gentlemen, but is not always serious and can have fun with them. Men financially provide for others and themselves and are overall responsible. Men are clean, well groomed, and can have a very short beard to portray that image of ruggedness. True men do not think about themselves. They do not always think about sex. They stand up for what they believe, take responsibility for their actions, help others, they are self confident, physically stong and in shape, have a sense of humor, generous, honest, and are considerate. They provide a sense of security. Men are brave and do not need to show off for their friends nor do their sway their opinions because of their friends. Now even if you are biologically a man, this does not mean you fit my definition of all the components of what a real man is.

A "Real Man" would be like the Brawny paper towel mascot. He has that image of outdoors, strength, confidence, and ruggedness, but what about his character?

by Aussiegoat5. July 5, 2006