by TheAfroAlien April 4, 2025

Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.
I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!
by QuacksO July 1, 2020

by Mighty Mighty Motherf***er January 17, 2009

by nukewales March 9, 2024
