moist boner

A rather damp erection.

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.

I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.

by The crime boner January 23, 2014

boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 2, 2023

Brain Boner

An idea.

I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018

tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.

John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.

by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022

Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.

"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."

by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023