Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!

I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!

by Painful Truth February 10, 2022

Bum

1. When you sell and deem it as 'lagging' in mypark.
2. When you dislike Monk Wank

1. stop being a bum
2. you bum what are you doing

3. get off bum

by ✪Speep October 9, 2021

Bum Spray

When a homeless alcoholic has a hard night of drinking and then sprays diarrhea in the morning all over a public toilet or the wall of a squat.

This is generally from the fact that the alcoholic cannot get to the toilet fast enough, after searching many places over for a public restroom.

I was going to use the toilet in the park but it had bum spray all over it.

by Angstie October 10, 2021

BUM

Wilder and he’s Bomb Squad

Wilder and he’s whole team are bums he’s a bum he’s trainer is a bum he’s bomb squad is a bum

by Ahgshdhh October 11, 2021

bum

someone who doesn't work and refuses to work but still gets around pretending he does.

most commonly referred to ASH MOORE the bum

Ash Moore thinks he's top dog but he's actually a bum

by real geez October 13, 2021

Bum Flower

A playstyle between two players (typically in Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 1, 2, or Battle for Neighborville) both playing sunflower while using their heal beam on each other. They typically try to stay together the whole game and are a nuisance to deal with. If you are a bum flower, log off the game and go seek professional help.

Those bum flowers were a pain in the ass to deal with. This is the only situation where people actually play support flower.

by Jett Speed October 15, 2021

bum sex

what kian rigg likes when he’s home alone with another boy

kian rigg likes bum sex

by tampy wampy October 16, 2021