A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.
Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.
Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.
Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.
Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.
Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.
Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
by Mluke November 24, 2021
Get the Bird Winmug. When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.
by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025
Get the Spiteful Birdmug. 
A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.
Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird
by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024
Get the Flappy birdmug. In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.
In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."
You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."
You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!
Person 2: I did. That's called skill.
Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.
Example 2
Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.
Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!
Person 2: I did. That's called skill.
Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.
Example 2
Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.
Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023
Get the Dirty Birdmug. When one person takes a shot through a straw and spits it into another persons mouth. Just like a mommy bird does to their baby.
Ben: the fuck are Jamie and nick doing with the tequila
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”
by Nguy69 December 7, 2018
Get the Baby-Birdingmug. by Madame President June 2, 2018
Get the Birdmug.