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crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
mugGet the crack applemug.

Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
mugGet the Louisiana crack pipemug.

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal
"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."
by reddipsauce April 13, 2023
mugGet the Smoking crack is badmug.

Cracks my egg

Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.
Damn that performance was great! It really cracks my egg.
by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018
mugGet the Cracks my eggmug.

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle
He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle
by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012
mugGet the cracked a eggmug.

crack juice

when your sweating and your butt itches and you have alot of "crack juice"
wow babe look at that CRACK juice im hot too
by d4eftybbhn ok, June 4, 2018
mugGet the crack juicemug.

Crack Head

by Zai247 July 17, 2019
mugGet the Crack Headmug.

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