pussy relapse

when on a dry streak, you start considering hitting up past girlfriends or your ex.
this can happen because of loneliness, desperation, or just boredom of using your hand.
may also result from drinking or smoking pot.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I think Imma hit up Kelsey. She's been lookin' pretty good lately.

Dude 2: Dude! She totally played you last Summer! You're just having pussy relapse from your dry streak.

Dude 1: I don;t know man. She's pretty bomb.

by PsychoSexy June 28, 2010

pussy act

The cowardice to do something because there's less sacrifice to yourself or your bottom line rather than doing what's right. Also known as P Act.

The CEO of 3M made a pussy act decision and allowed their distributors to sell their product to other countries while the US suffered shortages during a pandemic.

by ValleyBreezer April 2, 2020

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

pussy puke

The discharge that comes from the cunt after sex.

Bitch has her panties full of pussy puke from me fucking the shit out of her.

by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017

chosen pussy

Pussy that is blessed with the waters of Jerusalem. All Hebrew women have God's chosen pussy, but it is especially blessed if the girl is in the military and has killed many enemies of the faith. Goyim tread carefully, this pussy is wild, it'll turn on you.

When I got back from Philly I finessed myself some crazy chosen pussy.

by Fillippodelphia May 5, 2018

reptile pussy

the pussy of a reptile. may or may not include scales or decorative designs. beautiful from inside and out. scaley, but the best ever experience. known to be sharp so make sure to wear chapstick before going down.

Wow. My reptile pussy is throbbing so hard to the beat of the drums.

by reptile pussy queen April 26, 2021

Pussy Pulsing

Pussy Pulsing is the sensation of having an orgasm when you are thinking about sex.

I love it when I have Pussy Pulsing!

by Ilovedeez August 15, 2023