Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Beetle Top

The beetle top is my way of describing a new 2018 hairstyle I've also labelled as being slick. The beetle top is the top of someone's hair who has it gelled back on top very much so like that of a beetle's abdomen. The lines and the overall shape of its shell, looks like the top of someones head when the hair is slicked back.

His hair looks hip with that slicked back beetle top.

by DylanRThomas July 18, 2018

Top g

The one above all

Adrian Vargas is the top g

by Ballerman307 July 18, 2022

Top

The partner in a situation that inserts the penis into the other partner, also known as a bottom. These terms don't relate to a sexual position.

That guy is definitely a top.

by WildoTheDildo October 10, 2021

Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 22, 2011