Ryan

Ryan is the most amazing boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s gorgeous, but that doesn’t define his beauty, his wonderful personality does. He’s my everything.

Me: “My boyfriend’s name is Ryan, he’s the best.”
Someone: “Damn I wish I could get me a piece of some Ryan.”

by His Little Rat January 16, 2022

Ryan

Seen from typical eyes as a yellow Enderman from the once-popular game; Minecraft, this entity fulfils the one stereotype for being Chinese; having no eyes. According to himself, he coined the name 'Vladdy Daddy'. Unfortunately, unlike his height, his Schlange is not so Lange...

"Ryan, you're gay."
"Fuck off."

by HammyShoe July 13, 2024

Ryan

A guy sitting on the couch playing scatagories with chew in his mouth wearing a white and black saw hat

Ryan is sitting down

by Narcotics April 14, 2020

Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

Ryan

The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"

Me: You know Ryan
You: Yeah he called me and cried about a quiche.

by Quiches July 6, 2020

Ryan

a wanna be road man who is basically a kyle

Here's a poem about ryans

Roses are red

violets are blue

heres a fun fact

your girlfriends taller than you

bit of a cunt ngl

look at the poem
Did you look at it yet
that guys is a ryan

by Nellybooismydad January 18, 2020

Ryan Reynolds

i don’t know who Ryan Reynolds is

hey have you heard of ryan reynolds
no

by SILLY GOOSE FELLOW January 16, 2023