ryan preedy

the smartest fucking kid on this planet he is so fucking hot omg

ryan preedy is fucking hoot

by bjfojfnrfjdkfnfknfnffnmnfndfnf June 24, 2019

Ryan Zhao

Ryan Zhao has the biggest fucking penis ever his penis was used for the martial arts tornament and he won, he always has a boner hidden in his pants, Legend has it he watches pornhub daily

"Hey Ryan Zhao you should fuck that guy in the ass!"

by Bangda April 4, 2023

Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.

Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024

Ryan

A fun, energetic boy who loves to laugh and easily gets people to laugh. You will find it's easy to become his friend as soon as you meet. He is also protective of friends and family. If a friend is struggling, he will be there for them. He knows when it is appropriate to be immature and when he should be mature. He knows how to treat a lady, whether it be playful or chivalrous or just hold and listen to her. He loves to be active and also enjoys video games. He won't ask for it, but sometimes he just needs a hug and someone to sit with in companionable silence.

Person1: Who's that with the loud laugh?
Person2: Oh that's just Ryan being Ryan!

by Usedspace10 November 23, 2021

Ryan Energy

Synonymous with any and all actions that may create situations that may be synonymous with:

- Socially awkward
- Socially aggressive
- Cringe

- Wealthy and out of touch
- Douchey

"Did that guy really just say electric skateboards are affordable and should replace all cars?"
" Yeah that's got big Ryan Energy."

"I went on a date with this guy and he kept talking about The Big Short and offering his blazer to me. I felt like he had Ryan Energy."

by Teka49 November 4, 2023

Ryan Su

Ryan Su is a poopoohead, and has no friends

You are such a "Ryan Su"

by booga315 September 11, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a very sweet guy who wants you to think he’s savage af (as frick) but really he’s a softy 🥺 with a big kinda heart, and he’s a baby btw usually born in October, he’s smart and witty but also a BABY!!!!

Yo Ryan is a baby

Awww he’s so sweet
He’s not so mean after all

by Sm0lz January 23, 2022