when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick
by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019
Get the hard piss mug.Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.
by Penile Fortuity September 18, 2019
Get the Piss Blotch mug.when a guy is having protected sex with a girl and as he is about to cum he pees in the condom, then ties off the pee balloon and throws it in her face and then i scream HA JESSICA YOU JUST GOT PISSBAALLED!!
by piss god September 25, 2019
Get the Piss Balled mug.When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
by The uriniser October 1, 2019
Get the Piss on his chips mug.by hunnyboobearbitch October 5, 2019
Get the titty piss mug.When you get angry and on the toilet, you may shout “Im TAKING A FUCKING PISS!!!” when someone annoys you
Im getting pissed off.
by hdjdjhfd October 8, 2019
Get the Piss mug.When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.
This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
by xX420_WeedMan_420Xx May 22, 2018
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