Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

Oh shit

Something you say when you forgot to do ur homework

OH SHIT, I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK AND ITS THE BIGGEST GRADE OF THE YEAR!

by mz5793 January 21, 2021

Valley City, OH

The frog jump capital of America, located in NE Ohio. All that comes from here is assholes, farms, and white guys that think they are black.

“I was gonna fuck him, but I heard he was from Valley City, OH. Total turnoff.”

by Chase Morcock January 22, 2021

oh fr?

The biggest comeback as a replacement for "proof?"

Bro, my body count is 5 now bruh

"oh fr?"

by changeme January 29, 2021

Oh shit

The two words you never EVER want to hear when working with nuclear power.

Leonid Toptunov: Oh shit!
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

Oh shit

Two words you never want to hear when working with nuclear power

“Oh shit!”

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

oh swag beans

when u feel very swag but also slightly bean. very good feeling but mildly.

-will you be my quarantine? **pronounced like valentine**
-of course
-oh swag beans

by fetchitlikeitshot February 4, 2021