Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3

Michael Jenkins is bleh.

by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020

Michael Majewski

A kind, amazing, and well known teacher in California. He is resourceful, intelligent, kind, and caring.

"We need for Michael Majewskis in this world.

by Your local christian May 4, 2021

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

michael porter

The single definition of a walking bucket

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?

by Dirty oger March 12, 2022

michael

a wise person .He doesn't like to share his problems but is a very good friend to have .he's quite moody at times and he's also a ladies man.he's quite romantic and easy to fall in love with too.

I have a friend who's quite a michael.

by selzydjebz June 8, 2024

Michael Kors

Combining molly and ketamine for a unique and exceptionally euphoric high that will leave you melted on the floor in a cuddle puddle with your besties, girlfriends and boy toys.

Wanna go hang out with Michael Kors and go to Narnia?

by UrbanAlicia January 1, 2023

Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021