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Law of Life

Being proud of having intercourse with one of ur parents
Guy 1: Damn, I'm so full of Law of Life!
Guy 2: Did u do it again?
by Don'ttouchmytiddies November 29, 2021
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half-nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's half-sibling.
My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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co-second-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-2C-in-law.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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step-co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's spouse.
step-co-grandnibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.
Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.
by anonymous March 25, 2024
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half-sister-in-law

1- Half-sibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-sister.
My half-sister-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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