Couch Fire

The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.

Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.

Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?

Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.

by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023

Carpet fire

When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina

Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.

by EnemyInfantry August 31, 2013

fire gypsy

Is a gypsy on the hot road never stoping , burning the highway up and to those who meet her love her with a fiery passion or hate her burning their asses up. .

That fire gypsy is gone leaving smoke streams

by Notyo johnson November 6, 2021

Fire kush

Marijuana that has been laced with Crack cocaine.

Yo, nigga, this shit gets you fucked up. It's fire kush. It's got crack in it dog.

by New crack addict May 5, 2016

Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...

A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...

by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023

set a bird on fire

Animal cruelty.

See also: kicking the dog

HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST SET A BIRD ON FIRE! PETA'S GONNA FUCK YOU OVER, BRUV!

by Verdigris May 13, 2018

Fire Extinguisher

The girl/guy in your contacts you keep for when you are desperate for sex.

Never used but always ready.

Jenny is my Fire Extinguisher. I never use her, but she's always ready.

by SuperRob78 May 18, 2025