The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023
by Somelollipop November 30, 2017
When you try to make someone black out by buying them shots but it back fires and you black out instead!
Glen tried to make Christa black out on her birthday, but it totally black-fired and he threw up in the ladies room!
by Stanny1234 November 28, 2010
The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.
by Ana Ferrel July 30, 2023
I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.
I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.
I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.
by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022
The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.
Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"
Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"
Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"
by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022
An absolute cunt back who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life .
She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t
She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t
Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me
Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt
by Castaway_lillypad June 9, 2022