Wet ass fart

When you fart but u actually blow a load of shit out your booty hole

I blew a wet ass fart in your mom

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy

I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!

by Bano333 April 23, 2025

Wet bodies

When a person dies by gunshot usually in a drive by, The corpse is called a wet body.

“Vro I let that tech off 9 and left wet bodies everywhere”

by GothAngel December 4, 2021

Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.

Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!

by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022

Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022

Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.

They had a Wet Fish Finder last night.

by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014

Wet Bathroom

In underground French culture, a public restroom where people can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on by a stranger.

I paid ten euros at Jason’s bar to use the wet bathroom and no one even pissed on me. Last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025