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Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship
Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship
by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.
Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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Tichu for Two

A sneaky, two-player version of the classic card game Tichu, typically played by four people. Often used as a covert excuse for two individuals to meet up and spend time together, usually under the guise of "just playing cards." Commonly employed when one or both parties are trying to keep their budding romance on the down-low from their friends.
Bro, I walked in on them playing Tichu for Two in the coffee shop, and Julia was blushing so hard she couldn’t even play the Phoenix card right
by mothy123 February 2, 2025
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Gok two

Gok wan's slightly larger brother
"That gok two is a bit portly, maybe he should wear more flatteringly subtle colour combinations"
by Drydentested81 September 5, 2013
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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Two Tabber

A person who embodies the two-tabbed mindset. Someone too basic, too slow, or too limited to process more than two options, thoughts, or windows at a time. Often used as a direct insult in gamer/streamer banter.
Don’t ask him, he’s a Two Tabber—can’t keep up with the strat."
“Classic Two Tabber energy: gets confused at a tutorial.”
“You’re telling me you only have two tabs open? What a Two Tabber.”
by Hybrix September 15, 2025
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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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