Fulham Shuffle

The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.

So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.

Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!

Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.

Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.

Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.

Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!

by Curious Beast August 31, 2023

devil shuffle

When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.

Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...

by Big Dog the Pirate October 19, 2023

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A Religious shuffle created by the urban legends "Bahaatoeima" back in 1600 B.C. representing their love for their king.

"Oh master how much i love you! -intensely does the bahaatoeima shuffle-"

by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 21, 2023

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A dance made by the Urban Legend known as, "Bahaatoeima" a shuffle, created to the slaves of bahaatoeima asking and begging for food or to be released for sunlight.

"Oh bahaatoeima please! i will do the shuffle just for you!"
-does the bahaatoeima shuffle-

by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 24, 2023

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A shuffle created by the ancient egyptian king, King Bahaatoeima the III. It was a shuffle created by King B, to show remorse towards his workers thousands of years ago.

"I shall do the bahaatoeima shuffle to show remorse.."

by Minecraftcreeper4928 January 3, 2024

Sonic Shuffle

alternative universe where everything from sonic becomes mario and vice vers.
This applies more to the FNF mod vs sonic.exe and the mario mix of Smash Bandicoot

Step It Up! (At It Again! - Sonic Shuffle) +FLP

by DamiXGuin January 4, 2024

Devious Shuffle

The act of singing "Every day I'm shufflin'" from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and then stepping on an opened bottle of Elmer's glue, typically in another person's space.

Person 1: "Why is there glue on the floor?!"
Person 2: "Someone must've done a Devious Shuffle."

by lateregistrant January 9, 2024